December 2011
ANDY SUTTON
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
TOUCH TAVARES AGAIN AND I WILL DIP YOU IN LAVA
~frans nielsen has returned stay pressed~
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xoxogossipgill asked: that wasnt a dream, that was last week
skillsy75:
markstreit:
kara you were in my dream last night????
omg why
idk we lived in some motel and i was like HEY KARA COME TO SCHOOL WITH ME so you came but it was some science fair and you ruined everyones project because you wanted me to win but then we went to oceans and my teacher didn’t even notice that you werent really supposed to be in that class so you did all the work...
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kara you were in my dream last night????
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
JOHN TAVARES MAKES ME CRY FOREVER OMFG HE SCORED LAST NIGHT THEN TODAY AND THAT FUCKING PASS TO MOULSON HOW EVEN ARE YOU A WIZARD JOHNNY HOW ARE YOU REAL
REFS
YOU ARE ASSHOLES
OILERS INTERFERE WITH NABBY = GOOD GOAL
ISLES SCORE = NO GOAL AND NO REVIEW EITHER
FUCK
YOU
ASS
WIPES
john tavares is perfect and you’re irrelevant
ugh i hate powerplays because ours are so bad!
haley is superstitious and now thinks we’re going to lost 6-0 because last time we inducted a player that was the score >:(
coliseum is full u bet yo bitches ass we got fans~*~*~
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
ruuttu:
Things that will happen if Canada wins today:
Canadians won’t shut up about it for a week.
Things that will happen in the USA wins today:
Canadians will say “you guys are out anyways so it doesn’t matter that you beat us”
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
littlebennypoupou:
Don’t ever skype with Ken because she lives in a vacuum and all you can hear is this sucking noise and you’ll talk to her for 3 minutes and then she’ll leave???
oh my god she just randomly hangs up ik
omfg sorry i cant make out the veggy through my TEARS
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HE PUT THE RING ON CELERY OMFG GRABNER I LOVE YOU
GRABS PROPSEOED TO HAEATHER NLDKG/AGNDKas:FK OH MUY OTJBMXDKMFS FSLGOF DFSNLDGSKFM/GZKLDFJE
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adamlarsson:
why would you suspend players for that tho omfg it was the cutest thing ever
the rangers don’t even use their logo on their jerseys what are you guys doing with your lives WHY HAVE A LOGO IF YOU DON’T USE IT
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mark vaseline omfg amanda
@hoobadoo
i know it’s like hard but vistein like
that’s not even a good try
you spelled visentin like vistein
not even close
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charliec0yle:
Oh wow this is a bit awkward.. So Denmark you know how we beat you 11-3 earlier this week? Sorry about that (okay, not really but…) but do you think you could help us out and beat Finland?
pretty please?
bruinsofboston:
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*67 him and be like
hi
you don’t know me
but we’re going to get married one day